So we meet again

Fear not, faithful readers (all 2 of you), I have returned. I feel like I'm always posting how sorry I am for being a crappy blogger and that I want to do better, and it's true. I just get so bogged down with work! And until someone finally realizes I should be paid a hefty sum for just being me, that's the way it's going to be. So there you have it. Anyway, enough apologizing, let's get to the task at hand: massive life update!

I'm not typically one for resolutions, but I have been trying to clean up my filthy, filthy language. I'm doing an OK job so far. I'm not going cold turkey or anything (I mean, some situations just merit profanity). I actually started working on that before the New Year, so it's technically not a resolution. One major change is that I have finally conquered one of my lifelong irrational fears: going to a chiropractor. Shockingly, I have not mentioned this fear in any of my random information posts.

I've always been afraid of the chiropractor. I even had recurring nightmares where I would be chased by people with tables on wheels and they would knock me off me feet and crack my back. It's taken me a long time, but I was finally in enough pain to go. Naturally, I'm now a convert and fully intent on becoming addicted.

There you have it. That's the main new thing in my life: not having chronic back pain. Well, I think that's all for now--let's face it, these reruns of Law & Order: SVU aren't going to watch themselves.