I bet the person who came up with the compliment "you're one in a million," never anticipated the world's population passing the six billion mark. When one million is compared to 6,000,000,000 it's not that impressive. However I think it's more accurate in describing me. "Hey baby, you're somewhat unique but in a lot of ways you're pretty much like everyone else."
Coming soon: The most terrifying experience I've had on the depressing road that is online dating. It was also the closest I've come to getting a date out of the whole thing. Once I'm certain that I'm no longer on this dude's radar, I'll post the fascinating tale for your enjoyment.