Friday, June 8, 2012

Unmanned car


 Whenever I'm behind this bumper sticker I think, "if the Rapture occurs and I'm not taken to Heaven, I've got bigger fish to fry than the spontaneously unmanned minivan in front of me because apparently my baptism didn't quite take."

Comparatively speaking, a fender bender is most likely way easier to handle than the years of trials and tribulations described in Revelation (or to a lesser extent, the Left Behind series). My insurance premiums pale in comparison to the rise of the Antichrist, and all that receiving the mark of the Beast hoopla. On a lighter note, do you think the Jesus fish get raptured off the car, too?
Do you think anyone reading this thinks I'm going to Hell? Wait--do you think anyone is reading this? LOL! For the record, I'm pro-Jesus. I'm fairly confident that my car would also be unmanned upon Rapture despite my lack of religious bumper stickers and metal fish. But, I prefer to keep the sinner in traffic behind me guessing.

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