Pitied by Facebook

For quite some time now, Facebook has been under the impression that my sole purpose in life is to meet single Christians. I typically shrug off the ads on the side of the page, but these stuck out. Here's what we're looking at:

• Single Christian Men
• Free Online Dating
• Stinks2bme

Facebook has started to pity me. You're alone and depressed, hope these links help. Wow...thank you, Facebook. Am I the only one being pitied by social networking sites?

Let's try to end on a note that's not me being pitied by Facebook. I was at the liquor store the other day and the guy in front of me was buying what was labeled as "traveling flasks". I'm confused. Aren't all flasks "travel flasks"? I thought that was kinda the point.

My favorite gift I've ever received is a flask. I think giving someone a flask is a nice way of saying, "Hey, you seem like a drunk on the go. You strike me as needing hard liquor at all times. This would be good for you in your car." ~Jim Gaffigan